If you're ever in a jam, here I am
If you're ever in a mess, S-O-S
If you ever feel so happy,
you land in jail...I'm your bail.

It's friendship, friendship,
just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships have been forgot,
Ours will still be hot.

Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle dig, dig, dig.
If you're ever up a tree, phone to me.
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell.

If you ever lose your teeth,
and you're out to dine... borrow mine.
It's friendship, friendship,
just a perfect blendship.

When other friendships have been forgate,
Ours will still be great.
Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle,
chuck, chuck, chuck.

If they ever black your eyes, put me wise.
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose.
If they ever put a bullet through your brain...
I'll complain.

It's friendship, friendship,
just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships have been forgit,
Ours will still be it.

Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle, hep, hep, hep.