Gay Bar

       Em                D#
If you told me that we’d died
    G          C
And gone to the gay bar
  G                         C
I woulda said “that seems right”
        Em               D#
Cause I knew you’d had a few
       G            C
When I got into the car
      G                         C
I was clutching the upholstery tight

      Em            D#
Saint Peter clad in leather
        G              C
She was looking quite salacious
        G                   C
But the fire never met her eyes
        Em                D#
And the cowboys dipped in glitter
           G               C
Brought us into their good graces
         G                             C
You were sorry that you’re not their type
         G                        C
You were sorry that you’re not their

A     C
Oo-oo-oo
A     C    [mute]
Ah-Ah-Ah

    Em              D#
The swaying of your braids
        G            C
Gave impression of a halo
    G                        C
But saying so would make me trite
       Em             D#
Well I think I coulda stayed
      G            C
For forever in the disco
G                          C
Dancing by the fractured light
         G                   C
You were lovely by the fractured

A     C
Oo-oo-oo
A     C
Ah-ah-ah-ah
A     C
Ah-ah-oo

     G                   C
Baby isn’t this the afterlife?
        G            Cmaj7
Singing karaoke in a dive