Herro

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[Verse 1]
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Herro,    I'm chinese
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I was wondering if you would like
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some beef, with broccoli
       Em  G
I come over
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From Beijing
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I play ping pong, and pray to Buddha
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and say Ching Chong Chong Ching

   Em G
Herro
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You want sake?
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Or you want California Dragon Roll
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With ginger and wasabi?
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If you're hungry
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call me
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I get you table in my restaurant
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With free fortune cookie


[Pre-Chorus]
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There's a small difference
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Between lunch and dinner price


[Chorus]
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Herro from the far East side
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Our wall goes for a thousand miles
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Our children make nikes
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And sing Christmas songs
        Em
And Kim Jong Un
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Leads us. We dream of his dong

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Herro from the far East side
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I like eggrolls I cannot lie
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I sell you calamari
     G          D
Some pepper and salt
Continúa después del anuncio
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Little house on the prairie
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My favorite show

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in the world


[Verse 2]
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Herro
    D        C
how are you?
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It's so typical of me
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to talk about soy sauce I sorry
  Em   G
I don't
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Feel too well
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Ever since I ate that orange chicken
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I can't take a crap


[Pre-Chorus]
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Ancient secret
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Of the orange sauce
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Mix cum with clementine


[Chorus]
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So herro from the far east side
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I also selling child brides

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I sell you my daughter
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for 20 remnibi
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that's like 100 dollar
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she hardly ever cries

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Herro from the laos side
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my people have laosian pride
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we killed 2 million thousand
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in nineteen sixty nine
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and the ones we didn't kill
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we made go sit outside on the floor


[Rap-Part]
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Em    C
   uh, 123
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South korea don't got shit on me
Em
I from the hood
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  I rap real good
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nuclear war?
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  I wish a bitch would

Em
  Rewind
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  and listen again
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I get mad pussy
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  you kiss men
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please leave message when you call
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stupid Mongolians breaking my wall


[Chorus]
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Herro from the far east side
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I sometimes blow another guy
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I still use compuserve
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Windows 3.1
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And I love Filipinos
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But I no like Taiwan

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Herro from the far east side
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I chilling on a water slide
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I do your dry cleaning
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at the dry cleaning mart
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And I know Math and Science
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Because Asians are smart
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Benihana
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...is good

Em
Herro
Oh, shit the song's over 
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