The Ugly Couple Song

C
I was never pretty
Not even as a child
These gaps between my teeth
They showed up when I smiled

F
My hair always stood straight up
                          C
Like it was terrified to fall
G
In school it wasn't friends
F
Or charisma that I lacked
G
But in elementary pictures
            F
They always put me in the back
C
And I wasn't tall

[Verse 2]
C
Oh these guns of mine never did 
arrive
Didn't matter what I'd lift
My acne was invincible
My dandruff was no gift

F
My voice was high as a lady's
                       C
And it's still that way today

G
But you know I'm glad I waited
F
That is, I was made to wait
G
'Cause if I'd been taken
     F                             
I would have missed the best date 
             C
in the world

[Chorus]
            F           G         
She's got a heart that's bigger 
       C
than her hair
           F        G             
She might never be a model but who
    C
 cares
          F          G            
She's one cloud and some wings 
            Am
from bein' an angel
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Dm            F        G
And who knows we might make
              C
Something beautiful

[Verse 3]
C
Well I have reached maturity
Finally grew into my fro
I guess my ears they missed the news
'Cause they just keep a growin'
     F
I have some great, great dance moves
                             C
They never seem to move the girls

    G
But I always hope I'd find the one
    F
Who'd really digged my look
  G
And one night at the comic store
 F
We both grabbed the same book
C
One about dragons

[Verse 4]
C
Well I met her down at Charley's
She spilled her drink on me
She laughed and said that wasn't 
usually
How she liked her tea
 F
And somehow we got caught up in an 
evenin'
                        C
Full of kisses and romancin'
G
It wasn't really her perfume
F
That made me think her sweet
G
But more how she didn't mind
F
Me stepping on her feet
         C
When we were dancin'

[Chorus]
            F            G        
She's got a laugh that's louder 
      C
than her pants
           F             G        
She might never walk a runway or 
       C
do a pole dance
          F             G         
She's one cloud and some wings 
         Am
from bein' an angel
  Dm         F          G
And who knows we might make
          C
Something beautiful
[Verse 5]
C
My friends have all been telling me
I ain't looked this good in years
Nothing like a woman
Make you wash behind your ears

F
She calls me stinky
                        C
I call her ferret face or MO
G
But it ain't all fun and pet names
F
No, we've been known to fight
G
About whose better lookin'
F
But it never lasts all night
C
On we go

[Chorus]
          F               G       
She's got a smile that's brighter 
         C
than her nails
         F              G         
She might never win a pageant as a
    C
 female
      F                     G
She's mine and we might some day
Am
Have a little one of our own
Dm            F             G
And who knows we might make
C
Something beautiful