Asshole

G Em C D G Em C D

[Verse 1]
G    Em    C      D
I blew over the line
G      Em         C          D         G
He cuffed me and brought me in like a prize
  Em          C             D         G
I spit on the floor just to piss him off
   Em             C                 D       G
He pulled out his taser 'cause he's got no cock
Em  C   D       G    Em  C  D
       Fucking cops

[Verse 2]
G  Em        C           D         G
I sat on the stone and I thought a lot
     Em          C            D              G
Two junkies were coked up and wouldn't stop talking
        Em              C           D         G
Lately I've been thinking I need to make a change
        Em            C        D       D
In how I do and what I say and behave


[Chorus]
G      Em    C        D
Taking everything for granted
G                  Em             C           D
The moment someone does something nice I take advantage
G          Em           C        D              Am
Easy breezy only when it pleases me, I've been told
C                G      Em    C
I'm kind of an asshole
D                G      Em    C        D
I'm kind of an asshole


[Verse 3]
G  Em             C          D           G
My wife picked me up and she gripped the wheel
     Em            C             D         G
"How dare you, who are you?" and shit got real
        Em            C          D         G
She was crying, I was playing a game on my phone
         Em                    C             D      D
Tryin' to think if there's any weed left at home


[Chorus]
G      Em    C        D
Taking everything for granted
G                  Em             C           D
The moment someone does something nice I take advantage
G          Em           C        D              Am   Am
Easy breezy only when it pleases me, I've been told
C                G      Em    C
I'm kind of an asshole
D                G      Em    C
I'm kind of an asshole
D                G      Em    C        D                     G
I'm kind of an asshole      asshole   I'm a fucking asshole