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I am not a cat
and I am not that fat
but I'm OK with that
cause i don't
eat cream cheese


CHORUS

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cream cheese, cream cheese, is the devil that steals your soul
cream cheese, cream cheese, just like tv.


VERSE
I'm not really sure
if i want a caricature
because in my opinion that would be
a therapeutic misadventure

CHORUS

VERSE

Joe took all our knives
while we were eating chives
he better have nine lives
or he'll have
a therapeutic misadventure

BRIDGE

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