E|-----------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------| G|------| ----------------------------------------------------| D|------3------3------7--------9---------7-----2-------------| A|------3------3------7--------9---------7-----2-------------| E|------1------1------5--------7---------5-----0-------------| I am not a cat and I am not that fat but I'm OK with that cause i don't eat cream cheese CHORUS E|--------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------7-----------------------------------------------------| D|--------7-----------------7----------2------------------------| A|--------5-----------------7----------2------------------------| E|--------------------------5----------0------------------------| cream cheese, cream cheese, is the devil that steals your soul cream cheese, cream cheese, just like tv. VERSE I'm not really sure if i want a caricature because in my opinion that would be a therapeutic misadventure CHORUS VERSE Joe took all our knives while we were eating chives he better have nine lives or he'll have a therapeutic misadventure BRIDGE E|----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------7--------------------------------------------------------| A|-------------7-----------------| let it ring----------------------------| E|-------------5--------------------------------------------------------|