You Can Call Me Al

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A man walks down the street,
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he says why am I soft in the middle 
now,
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why am I soft in the middle,
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the rest of my life is so hard,
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I need a photo-opportunity,
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I want a shot at redemption,
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dont want to end up a cartoon,
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in a cartoon graveyard,
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bonedigger, bonedigger,
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dogs in the moonlight,
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far away my well-lit door,
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Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly,
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get these mutts away from me,
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you know I don't find this stuff 
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amusing anymore.

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If youll be my bodyguard
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I can be your long lost pal,
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I can call you Betty,
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and Betty when you call me
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you can call me Al.

A man walks down the street,
he says why am I short of attention,
got a short little span of 
attention,
and wo my nights are so long,
wheres my wife and family,
what if I die here,
wholl be my role-model,
now that my role-model is
gone, gone,
he ducked back down the alley
with some roly-poly little bat-faced
 girl,
all along, along
there were incidents and accidents,
there were hints and allegations.

If youll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal,
I can call you Betty,
and Betty when you call me
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you can call me Al,
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call me Al.