A Nonsense Christmas

C7M         B7            Em
   It's the holiday remix
   G
Ah-ah

             C7M              
Think I only want you under my 
      B7
mistletoe
                    Em             
I might change your contact to "Has
              G
 a huge North Pole" (Ha, ha)
                     Cm7      
You said you like my stockings 
                B7
better on the floor
                 Em                
Boy, I've been a bad girl, I guess 
            G
I'm getting coal, oh (No)

            C7M                  
Let me come warm you up, you been 
   B7
out in the snow
         Em                      
Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds 
       G
like "Hoe, hoe, hoe" (Ha, ha)
             C7M          
I don't want Santa's elves 
                B7
underneath this ol' tree
              Em                 
Here's a lil' carol I wrote, it's 
       G
about you and me (Me)

          C7M
You're my wish list
B7                           
Lookin' at you got me thinkin' 
  Em
Christmas
D                G               
Snowflakes in my stomach when 
   C7M
we're kissin'
    B7
And when you're comin' down the 
chimney
Em              G
Oh, it feels so good
                 C7M
I need a Charles Dickens
B7                                
You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be 
Em
Mrs
     G                           
I'll take you for a ride, I'll be 
      C7M
your vixen
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B7                           
I don't even know, I'm talkin' 
  Em
Christmas
           G
I'm talkin', I'm talkin' 
(Ah-ah-ah-ah)

            C7M
I'm talkin' deckin' all the halls
            B7
I'm talkin' spikin' eggnog
            Em
I'm talkin' opposite of small
            G
I'm talkin' big snowballs 
(Ha-ha-ha-ha)
          C7M
You got a new toy for me
             B7
I'm out here trimmin' the tree
              Em
I caught that holiday glee
             G
My true love gave it to me

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            C7M                  
Let me come warm you up, you been 
     B7
out in the snow
         Em                      
Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds 
       G
like "Hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe"
                 C7M          
And I don't want Santa's elves 
                               B7
(Don't want), underneath this ol' 
tree
(Tree)
              Em                   
Here's a lil' carol I wrote (Yeah),
            G
 it's about you and me

          C7M
You're my wish list (Wish list)
B7                           
Lookin' at you got me thinkin' 
  Em
Christmas (Christmas)
D                G               
Snowflakes in my stomach when 
   C7M
we're kissin' (Kissin')
    B7
And when you're comin' down the 
chimney
Em              G
Oh, it feels so good
                 C7M
I need a Charles Dickens (No, oh)
B7                                
You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be 
Em
Mrs. (Mrs.)
     G
I'll take you for a ride
             C7M
I'll be your vixen
B7                          
I don't even know I'm talkin' 
              Em
(Oh-oh-oh), christmas
                     G
I'm talkin' (Talkin'), i'm talkin', 
i'm talkin'

C7M                      B7 
   I'm talkin' (He-he-he), i'm 
                              Em
talkin' (Na-na-na), i'm talkin'

(Blah-blah, blah-blah)
G                 C7M
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah (Ah-ah)
B7                 Em
  I'm talkin' chestnuts (Talkin', 
he-he-he)
G                    C7M
 I'm talkin', I'm talkin'

B7                                
Look at all those presents, that's
   Em
 a big sack
D                 G             
Boy, that package is too big to gift
C7M
 wrap
B7                                
Woke up this morning, thought I'd 
         Em
write a "Christ-smash"
    D               G             
How quickly can you build a 
   C7M
snowman? Think fast
B7                   Em
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) (Ohh)