My Man on Willpower

[First Part]

D                            
  He's clingy, he's loving, he 
  A
always initiates
D                        A
Calling and touching, it feels like 
just yesterday
   G                  D
He wanted all four of my 
     A     D7M
personalities
    G       A4        A
Now I don't recognize this

[Pre-Chorus]

D
Stranger (Stranger)

Danger (Danger)
A
There in my bed at night
D
Wide-eyed (Dreamin')

Pondering (Schemin')
     A            D
What life without me'd be like
G                     A4
Can I return him, give back the 
version I like?
Bb         C
This one's bullshit, baby

[Chorus]

F             Am           Bb   
My man on his willpower is 
                  Bbm
something I don't understand
   Am                Dm           
He fell in love with 
      Bb
self-restraint and now
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It's getting out of hand
   F                      A
He used to be literally obsessed 
with me
                 Bb                
I'm suddenly the least sought-after
             Bbm
 girl in the land
    Am            Dm         
Oh, my man on his willpower is 
  Eb
something I don't under—
                       D     D7M
Something I don't understand

[Second Part]

D                           
  He's busy, he's working, he 
  A
doesn't have time for me
   D                  A            
My slutty pajamas not tempting him 
D7M
in the least
G                       A        
What in the fucked-up romantic, 
           G
dark comedy is this
A
Nightmare lately?
D                                 
Yeah, okay, okay, he's on his big 
A
journey to find
D
  A little sense of life and his 
sense of purpose, but why?

[Pre-Chorus]

    G7M
I'm right here (Right here)

I'm waving (Hello)
    A4
The joke can be over now
Bb        C
You're so silly, baby

[Chorus]

F             Am           Bb   
My man on his willpower is 
                  Bbm
something I don't understand
   Am                Dm           
He fell in love with 
      Bb
self-restraint and now
C
It's getting out of hand
   F                      A7
He used to be literally obsessed 
with me
                 Bb                
I'm suddenly the least sought-after
             Bbm
 girl in the land
    Am            Dm         
Oh, my man on his willpower is 
  Eb
something I don't under—
                       F    Am Bb 
Something I don't understand
Bbm


[Outro]

Am  Dm Bb
No, oh
F             A
  My man's in touch with his 
emotions
Bb             Bbm
  My man won't touch me with a 
twenty-foot pole
Am            Dm
  My man's forgotten his devotion
Eb                                
  Where he's gone? God only knows
F Am Bb Bbm Am Dm Bb

                                 F
(Where he's gone? God only knows)