Must be that you want me So much that you don't have the words Keep me far from friends and family Baby, that's just one of your quirks And if distance makes you fonder I'm flattered by the distance you seek Yeah, you know just how to thrill me Oh, honey, how you kill me You have such a funny way Of saying: I love you Forgetting me more every day It gets me every time When I call you, but you're not replying Oh, I'm sure you're busy 'cause you're trying To show me I'm the girl you long for every day You have such a funny way My sweater from the night we met How sweet that you're returning it Oh, what a lovely sentiment You said: Don't contact me again And what a strange coincidence Your grandma died and died again And I would send condolences If one of my phone calls would just go through Kill me in many ways you do, my baby You have such a funny way Of saying: I love you Forgetting me more every day It gets me every time When I call you, but you're not replying Oh, I'm sure you're busy 'cause you're trying To show me I'm the girl you long for every day You have such a funny way It's funny you're out drinking Funny I'm at home Funny everybody knows something that I don't Funny how I do this Every single time So funny that I have to laugh Just so I don't cry Just so I don't cry You have such a funny way Of saying: I love you You have such a funny way You have such a funny way