Star Crossed Idiots

C
Seventeen and deep in love,
G
Romeo has had enough because
Dm               F        A7
Doesn't want the d-ee-ee-ee
 A7   A7

[Verse 2]
C
County Paris likes Juliet
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He wants to put a ring on it
Dm
But then Capulet's like, let's have a party
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Woo my daughter,
A7 - once down
Be her shawty

[Chorus]
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But then Romeo meets Juliet
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Star-crossed lovers 'till the very end
          C
He is the Montague
G           F      A7 - twice down
To her Capule-e-e-et

[Verse 3]
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After grieving at the balcony,
G
Juliet's like "Marry me"
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And then Romeo goes to find the friar to
F                       A7
Fulfill his love's desire

[Verse 4]
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Then they wed, Romeo's aglow
G
Until Tybalt kills Mercutio
Dm
Then despite his great love,
F
Romeo kills
A7 - once
Juliet's cuz

[Bridge 1]
C          G
Banish'ed, banished he be
Dm             F
Paris says now will you marry me
C              G        Dm                   F     A7
Juliet's like "Heck no! I'm still married to Ro-me-o"

[Verse 5]
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Then she runs to Friar Lawrence
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He gives his condolence and
Dm
says he's got a plan, but it might be drastic
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Juliet don't care, she just grabs it
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All she need is drink an elixir
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Make her look dead so no one can fix her
Dm
And when she's lain in her tomb
F
Romeo can be like,
A7 - once down
"Hey girl I found you'

[Bridge 2]
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But there was a mix-up
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The marriage dates got a little switched up
      G                    Dm
Romeo didn't get the letter
                   F             F
Now he's headed to Verona to get her

[Verse 6]
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In her tomb, Paris sees Romeo
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Romeo kills Paris in one blow

Then he drinks the poison to
F
Reunite with the love he's chosen

[Bridge 3]
C           G       G  G  G
Then Juliet wakes up
Dm             F  F  F
And sees her love,
C           G
dead on the floor
Dm
She can't take it
F     A7
An-ny-more

 Chorus
C
Romeo
    G
Met Juliet
Dm                       F
Star-crossed lovers have met their end
           C
He was the Montague
G           Dm   F     C
To her Capule-e-e-e-e-e-et