Arbuckle

Taking care of two pets is a hard task
Taking care of yourself is a harder one
Taking care of your sanity's putting [on] a mask
And acting like you're having a lot of fun

You got a lot on your plate
And lasagna on your date
Maybe you'll find a mate
Or maybe it was always fate

Arbuckle
You're always insecure
Arbuckle
You're never gonna find a special one
Arbuckle
You're never gonna make it on that night
Arbuckle
Stuck with your cat and your dog, and that's alright

Wake up
Feed them
Greet them
Draw your silly cartoons

Wake up
Feed them
Greet them
Draw your silly cartoons

Feed them
Feed them
Feed them
Draw your silly cartoons

Is this really what you want
Arbuckle?
You're always insecure
Arbuckle
You're never gonna find a special one
Arbuckle
You're never gonna make it on that night
Arbuckle
Stuck with your cat and your dog, and that's alright

You've had your friends
You had your foes
But you're just a dude that no one knows

You draw your comic books
You make amends
But to make ends meet you need to have no friends

Is this really what you wanna do?
Do you really want solitude?
I can see you're going crazy
Talking to your cat

Arbuckle
What's gotten into you?
Arbuckle
What's gotten into you?

Your eyes are filled with love
As you float on up above
Like you smelt a delicious pie
Made from your granny's recipe

But she met you
She's a veterinarian
And she gets you
She says your cat is fat and that's a fact

But she met you
She's a winner in your eyes
And she gets you
But does she love you?
I don't know

Arbuckle
She likes your cat, not you
Arbuckle
She likes to do her job
Arbuckle
So don't sit on the couch and sob
Don't sit on the couch and sob