The Wimpy Kid is falling down the dark path of despair
He doesn't know 'cause he only has three tufts of hair
So come on, you gotta see
That this is not how you live reality

You've ruined all your friend's lives, but they stick with you anyways
Manipulate them, and you say it's just another day

What's Rowley gonna say when he realises you're a fraud?
When are you gonna pay, will the crowd always applaud?
We're rooting for you even though you're the bad guy
You think that you'll be rich, but no, your end is just nigh

What's Rowley gonna say when he realises you're a fraud?
When are you gonna pay, will the crowd always applaud?
We're rooting for you even though you're the bad guy
You think that you'll be rich, but no, your end is just nigh

Greg Heffley, you think that you're the best
Really though, I would just say that you're a mess
You think you could pass on just this test
But it's not that simple, your mind's just a wreckfest

Do you have feelings at all?
Do you feel bad at all?
You got your way, yes
But does it linger in your mind, at all?

What's Rowley gonna say when he realises you're a fraud?
When are you gonna pay, will the crowd always applaud?
We're rooting for you even though you're the bad guy
You think that you'll be rich, but no, your end is just nigh

What's Rowley gonna say when he realises you're a fraud?
When are you gonna pay, will the crowd always applaud?
We're rooting for you even though you're the bad guy
You think that you'll be rich, but no, your end is just nigh