The Oatmeal Well

      C                         G
The Panda made his oatmeal but a gin
 and tonic called
       D                           
the oatmeal went down sticky and 
  C
the panda ate it all

[Chorus]
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I wish I had a cocktail said the 
  G
Panda to his friend,
        F                     
but its 8 AM right now and the 
C                    D
world's not at its end.

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Panda went to his oatmeal well to 
   G
fetch another load
but in his oatmeal bucket was a 
 C
well-dressed little toad
       C                        
That toad she had a shaker, some 
   G.            E
tonic and some gin
            F                      
Still too early said the Panda and 
   D                 D7
dropped the toad back in
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      C
The Panda did some work all day
      G
but never left the house
      Am
he decided for on pancakes for lunch
  C
And he needs to go on out

      C
The Panda crossed the bridge to 
Dan’s
      G
The best place for pancakes
 D                                 
He wandered in and found Bonnie 
     C
with a smile upon her face.
            C                  
She said, I’ve got your gin and 
          G
tonic to wash your pancakes down
       G                         C
Gin sanitizes COVID, and saves your 
brain from orange clowns

        C                      
Well, being lunch on Friday the 
   G               E
Panda took that drink
         F                   
And he bought the whole place 
                   D            
pancakes because social distance 
     D7
stinks

        C                        
"Well, I’m glad I had a cocktail” 
           G
said the Panda to his friends
It’s lunch but I say fuck it and the
   C
 worlds not gonna end!!

      C
Quarantinis all around !
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Cheers my COVID-19 friends
         C
I hope you all enjoy this song
                 D       C
See you when isolation ends