He's So Nice

Sapient: (spoken)
"Well, when I say that I'm nice
Ya know, I don't, I don't really necessarily mean I'm nice
I just mean like, ya know, people say I'm nice
(On the microphoooone)
Ya know, I'm NICE
I'm not necessarily nice but"

Sapient:
Run it back to when I was a younger lad
Yellin' Thundercats HOOOOO
Before I fell in love with rap
And before rappers were just a bunch of assHOOOOOles
But I'm here to cut the fat
Like a lumberjack, with my trusty axe 'til I run the damn sHOOOOOw
Understand I must advance
And if my budget can't, then I'm a see first blood like RamBOOOOO
OOH, I got more than a slight aversion
To the deadlines I'm workin' with so my time is urgent
But I let the voice in my head write my verses
He's like a milder version of Tyler Durden
Huh, but I don't need to start a fight club
I'm the archetype CMJ chartin' like what
You start to bite you bite dust
You aren't as nice, I'm armed with knives
Get sliced up

Chorus (Sapient):
He's so nice
Oh he's so nice
I'm so nice that I hugged a tree
Then I helped an old lady cross the fuckin' street, yeah
He's so nice
Oh he's so nice
I'm so nice I gave a bum a buck
Instead of the usual uppercut
I'm NICE

Sapient:
A little embellishment never hurts
As long as I'm eloquent, Why not?
Sell this shit it'll work
"I don't get why he says he's so nice in the hook?"
'Cause I'm fuckin' nice (yup)
Be relevance in a verse
It's a pun dummy, being born so dumb is unlucky
But what's done is done dunny
Hop in a hole and be gone like Bugs Bunny
You're like, "What's up doc?"
I'm like, "Um nothing."
Ya know, killin' it leavin' you folks feelin' it
Bone chillin', my skills are honed there's no middlemen
You're still a clone built with no differences
I show discipline, work from home diligent
So, I'm gettin' it poppin' in my house shoe
You gettin' it poppin' hella weak like a brown-gloo
If you're a geek then I'll clown you (clown you)
Look, I'm not somebody you can outdo, Chump

Chorus:
He's so nice
Oh he's so nice
I'm so nice that I kissed a baby
And even though dinner was cold I didn't hit my lady
(What's for dinner Heather?)
He's so nice
Oh he's so nice
I'm so gosh darn nice I even bought my girl a Dyson
That's nice, hahaha

Sapient:
Yeah, didn't you hear I'm nice?
And it ain't just the way that my lyrics rhyme
And when I work you don't get insecure and bite
And when I work you don't get teary-eyed
'Cause I'll feel bad, didn't you hear I'm nice?
And it ain't just the way that my lyrics rhyme
And when I work you don't get insecure and bite
'Cause I'll kill you, THIS IS MY CAREER AND LIFE
So, while you all excessively drink shots
Like you're not ready for detox
I'm a stay hot and pursue the success of my dream job
Like I'm possessed by a Greek God
To mess with the beat drops
But I'll be workin' on my terms
With personalized words
And real science
Whenever I feel like it I retreat to the lab to
Build Ironman suits to kill giants and you

Chorus:
He's so nice
Oh he's so nice
I'm so nice I drop the extra loot
Just to get my dog the expensive food (huh Rosa)
He's so nice
Oh he's so nice
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it