Im Afraid

G
I'm afraid of heights, afraid of tryin'
D                                     Em                       C
I'm afraid I might have been a little stupid to write this song
G
I'm afraid that during high winds
     D                         Em
A stop sign will uproot and decapitate me
          C
Or that I might thrive under Scientology


[Verse 2]

G
I'm afraid that after I die
D                                Em
Someone will have sex with my dead body
            C
And be like, "Not worth it"
G                                        D
I'm afraid I could raise a son who'd get radicalized on Reddit
               Em                            C
Or that he'll "Back to the Future", and I'll think he's hot
G
I'm afraid that I'll accidentally
D                          Em    C
Text a pic of my vagina to my dad


[Verse 3]

            G
         D
I might find out I have a bunch of half siblings
Em                                C
And they'll want to be in my life


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[Verse 4]

      G                                                  D
I'm afraid that if I got an awful disease, I wouldn't be brave

I'd just be a bitch and be mean
          Em
Or if I needed еmergency heart surgеry
                   C
The doctor would go "Hello nipple hair"
G
Sometimes I'm afraid to hold a new baby
     D
What if I lose control of my arms for a second?
      Em                                           C
And throw it at the ceiling fan or something like that

Cannnot trust my arms


[Bridge]

         F             C
And I'm afraid, that under every bus stop is a sinkhole of rats
         G   D                 Em                      D
And I'm afraid, they lie about expiration dates and my hummus is fungus
F                                            C
And afraid that the second I leave town, I'll get a UTI
                     G                         D
Why can't they just sell those pills over the counter?
                Em
I don't need a doctor
         C
I know exactly what it is


[Verse 5]

G
Oh, back to my kid
D
I have more stuff about him
Em                                      C
I only breastfed for four months, is he gonna be a bond trader?
          G                                 D
And I'm afraid that I'm lucky enough to be 80

I'll be one of those ladies
Em
who's entire scalp is visible
          C
when the sun shines through her salmon colored hair


[Verse 6]

G
And I'm afraid that someone will find out
        D                                              Em
That I memorize all the words to Macklemore's "Thrift Shop"
                                      C
Or that I bought seven seasons of The Mentalist
        Em          D                      G             A
And of course, I'm afraid that somewhere deep inside of me

     C    Cm   G    D
Is a lost tampon


[Otro]

              Em                 C
Where did you go? Where did you go?
         G
I am afraid