G               D             C
If you call yourself a diva
                Bm
You better be a singer
    C
And not somebody
Am            G
Cutting me in line
          D
Oh - oh - oh


       G               D             C
If you call yourself a diva
                  Bm
You better sing a solo
    C
And not be someone
Am            G           D
Treating me unkind


       C               D             G
If you call yourself a diva
                 C
It better be for reals
    C            D
And not some sad pathetic 
        G          G
Kind of front
          C                  D
If you're selfish and you're thoughtless
           G                 C
And you're broken and you're heartless
       C             D
You're prob'ly not a diva
         G          G
You're a cunt


C
Cunt cunt cunt cunt 
D
Cunt cunt cunt cunt 
G               C
Cunt cunt cunt cunt  
C         D
Cunt cunt cunt
G           G
Cunt


C
Cunt
D
Cunt cunt
G               C
Cunt cunt cunt cunt  
C         D
Cunt cunt cunt
G           G
Cunt


C
Cunt
D
Cu-u-u-u-u-u-u-unt
G
Cunt
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