Stop The Clock

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it's been said time marches on and
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 we've gotta take stock
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but I don't wanna Howard I don't 
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want to this show is my rock
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your contract's up in two more 
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years and if you don't renew I'll 
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die of shock
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oh oh oh oh oh oh oh stop the clock

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"Ladies and gentlemen, Natalie 
Maines!" -Sarah Silverman

[Verse 1]
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Robin Quivers took her vegecation
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 used meat and veg for her 
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masturbation
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she tripped on drugs so she could 
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find life's answers
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but instead she got a super gross 
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grapefriut sized cancer
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eating right gives you cancer

[Verse 2]
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the 143 I love you code vagina 
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pussy and droppin loads
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when Ronnie cums he groans and moans
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Sal wants to beat his wife til she
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 shits out her bones
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he'll punch his wife til she 
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pooped out her bones

[Verse 3]
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Hoawrd doesn't wanna breathe your
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 germs he never died his hair he 
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never got a perm
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when he jerks off it's like a 
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butter churn his tiny penis only 
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cums one sperm
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his teeny weeny peeny cums one sperm

[Verse 4]
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while Steve Brandano mans the 
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halls and Lisa G has shit in every 
stall
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Robin's got big brown pussy walls
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 I choked on fumes from Richard 
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Christy's balls
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I gagged on fumes from Mr 
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Christy's balls

[Otro]
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oh oh oh oh woe is me
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oh my Howard 143
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oh oh oh oh you're my rock
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oh oh oh oh stop the clock