Thank God

[First Part]

              G
Yeah, I'll admit
                     Em
I've had sex before marriage
                   Am
I've smoked hella weed
             C
And then I shared it

            G
Yeah, I confess
                      Em
I've scrolled through Pornhub
                  Am
I've  had impure thoughts
                D
And acted upon them

[Pre-Chorus]

   C        D
So,  if the pearly gates
      B7          Em
Won't open up for me
               Am
At least I'll know
         G                   C  D
There's somewhere else I can go

[Chorus]

       G
Thank God
                        Em
Thank God for making a Hell
                        Am
Thank God for making a place full of
 fire
Am
And greedy-ass liars
       C                      D
Where I'm just like everyone else
               G
Thank God for Hell

[Second Part]

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              G
Yeah, I'll admit
                 Em
My mind's a bit dirty
               Am
Only go to church
               C       D
If somebody's forced me

 D          G
Yeah, I confess
           Em
I say some bad words
              Am
And I haven't yet, but I bet
            C      D
I'll get a divorce

[Pre-Chorus]

   C        D
So,  if the pearly gates
      B7          Em
Won't open up for me
              Am
At least I'll know
         G                   C  D
There's somewhere else I can go

[Chorus]

       G
Thank God
                        Em
Thank God for making a Hell
                        Am
Thank God for making a place full of
 fire
Am
And greedy-ass liars
       C                      D
Where I'm just like everyone else

       G
Thank God
                         Em
Thank God for knowing me well
                        Am
Thank God for making a place I can 
smoke
Am
And tell fucked up jokes
  C                  D
Eternally just be myself
               G                  Em
Thank God for Hell mmmm mmm mmm mmm
              Am  G  C  D
Thank God for Hell

[Bridge]

Am                D
  If the pearly gates
      B7          Em
Won't open up for me

Fuck 'em

[Chorus]

       G
Thank God
                        Em
Thank God for making a Hell
                        Am
Thank God for making a place full of
 fire
Am
And greedy-ass liars
       C                      D
Where I'm just like everyone else

       G
Thank God
                          Em
Thank God for knowing me well
                        Am
Thank God for making a place I can 
smoke
Am
And tell fucked up jokes
  C                  D
Eternally just be myself
               G
Thank God for Hell