Em/GCG
My friend hates needles, but he's not chicken
CGEmD
Knows all the statistics, and his chance is slim
Em/GCG
Making up excuses just to buy tin foil
CGD
erode all of the meat around his gangly coil
Em/GCG
I know a lot of men in hardcore bands
CGEmD
Collectively funding the Colombians
Em/GCG
Straight-edge guys who turn to weed and beer
CGD
Now they all got divorced and they all grow beards
[Chorus]
CEmD
Not me, I'm a pill man
CEmD
Not me, I'm a pill man
CEmB
Not me, it's a thrill, man
CDGCGF#m
Not me, I like my pills, oh
GCGCGEmD
[Verse 2]
Em/GCG
Some say it's a simple and a sterile crutch
CGEmD
A number on the bottle and three lines of dust
Em/GCG
Killing brain cells in increments
CGD
To reel it all in 'til it all makes sense
Em/GCG
So you like to have a drink knowing you might drown
CEmD
In the Friday's bar where the dead go down
Em/GCG
Take opoids or your home-spun meth
CGD
Claim that tripping helps you write the best
[Chorus]
CEmD
Not me, I'm a pill man
CEmD
Not me, I'm a pill man
C
Not me, it's a thrill, man
CD
Not me, I like
CD
Not me, I like
CDG
Not me, I like my pills
[Chorus: Max Bemis and Brianna Collins]
CEmD
Not me, I'm a pill man (The pills, not me)
CEmD
Not me, I'm a pill man (You made your choice now)
CEmD
Not me, I'm a fill man (Oh)
Hey, whoa
C
Not me (You let me be)
Oh, oh
C
Not me (Won't deal no more)
(Oh)
I'm a pill man
[Outro: Max Bemis and Brianna Collins]
CEmD
Not me (The pills, not me)
CEmD
Not me (You made your choice now)