B
Shit
                     B
Nothing makes sense
                          E
So I won't think about it
     E
I'll go with the ignorance
B
Eat
                 F#
Sleep, fuck, and flee
               E
In four words, that's me
  N.C.
I am full of indifference


[Chorus]
B                      F#
What do the old people teach us
           E
But how to die (die), die (die)
B                        F#
What do those hissy fits teach you
              E
Except how to cry, pussy, cry
      F#          G#
Yeah, the futile, the futile
 A           E
It outweighs the beautiful
F#      G#
Futile, the futile
A            E
It outweighs the beautiful
 F#     G#          E
Futile, the futile, the futile, so

(Futile, the futile, the-)


[Verse 2]
B
Taste
          F#
I have no taste
                   E
I don't like these tiny portions
                            B
Or your artful abortions of sound
              F#
Sealed with a kiss
                 E
Slathered in the sauce, sarcastic
      N.C.
So go choke on your irony


[Chorus]
B                      F#
What do the old people teach us
           E
But how to die (die), die (die)
B                        F#
What do those hissy fits teach you
              E
Except how to cry, pussy, cry
      F#          G#
Yeah, the futile, the futile
 A           E
It outweighs the beautiful
F#      G#
Futile, the futile
A            E
It outweighs the beautiful
 F#     G#          E
Futile, the futile, the futile, so


[Refrain]
           B              G#m
I'm eating rat poison for dinner
         E
Pull the cord from the phone
      F#
I am dining alone
   B
Tonight
               G#m
Rat poison for dinner
         E
Pull the cord from the phone
      F#
I am dining alone
          B
So goodnight


[Verse 3]
B
Love
            D#m
I shall not love
               E
Yet I'll still sing about it
                            B
Hope it covers the ocean in slime
               D#m
The drama and drool
                E
I'm leaking the blood of a fool
                E
I'm full of it, I'm full of it, I'm full


[Refrain]
B              G#m
Rat poison for dinner
         E
Pull the cord from the phone
      F#
I am dining alone
B
Tonight
               G#m
Rat poison for dinner
         E
Pull the cord from the phone
     F#
I'm dining alone
B        G#m  E
Tonight
         F#           B    G#m
Oh, I am dining alone tonight
E        F#       B
Tonight, tonight, Oh yeah