Bedroom Queen

Hey it’s me
The bedroom queen
I guess should introduce myself
Hello, my name is Scaredy
Most the time, I stay indoors
Painting my face
But then I got the call
Somehow I got on Drag Race

(What the fuck?)

But now I’m here
I got through
And there’s certain things I wanna do
Wanna say hey
To all my fans on reddit and YouTube
On Instagram and Twitter too
Everyday I’ve been watching you
Saying shit that’s not quite true
So I’ve been learning things that I never knew
But that’s okay
Cus I tell you now, I’m here to stay

One minute it’s fantasy
Me living the bedroom make-believe
Oh, yeah
Just a no-one baby queen
But now it feels so right that it’s all about me!

General pussy by the name
General pussy by the nature
Scaredy every day
No matter quite how small or major
Join the kitten litter
If you’re a general pussy too
(Ooh)
I like glitter on my face and cute stuff in my hair
I like bows and hearts and candy
And pink shit everywhere
Oh, yeah
Wanna call it sickly, call it gross
I don’t care
I don’t care!

Cus I'ma
Little boy in a big girl dream
Feels quite good but quite extreme
Had my cat nap, now she’s rested
Primped, dewormed, trimmed, tried and tested
Cus I’m ready to say
Ready to play
Not sure how I’m here today
Real life baby, new discovery
Feel my fur, it’s soft as fuckery

Never been done or seen before
Walked out early, pre-mature
Pulled straight out the bedroom door
No, can’t hide there anymore
What the fuck is going on?
What the hell have I just done?
Life before’s got up and gone
Maybe I could start to run

One minute it’s fantasy
Me living the bedroom make-believe
Oh, yeah
Just a no-one baby queen
But now it feels so right that it’s all about me!

That it’s all about me!
Now I’m on TV on BBC Three (Oh!)
If you’re a pussy and you know it
Then get out your claws and take it like you own it
Because behind a pussy’s face
Could be a bitch that owns her place
Cus every Kat’s gonna spray to leave her trace
Every Kat’s gonna spray to leave her trace
Every Kat’s gonna spray to leave her trace