Making Ladies

How do you make a lady?
How do you make a lady?
How do you make a lady?
I'll show you one more time

How do you make a lady?
How do you make a lady?
How do you make a lady?
I'll show you one more time

Hey-ey baby, maybe you can show me your lady
And we can make a lady tonight
Hey-ey baby, maybe you can show me your lady
And we can make a lady tonight

Her name is Barbara (Barbara) Jackson (Jackson)
That is her name
Her name is Barbara Jackson
How do you make a lady

Barbara (Barbara) Jackson (Jackson)
That is her name
Her name is Barbara Jackson
How do you make a lady

"Barbara Jackson is my name
And I don't play no games
I'm just the same
But I'll take the train
My name is Barbara Jackson
And that's what you should call me
My name is Barbara Jackson
But you don't ever call me
But you don't ever call me"

We're making ladies
we're making ladies
We're making ladies
Construct a lady all night

We're making ladies
we're making ladies
We're making ladies
Construct a lady all night

I'm making her from Faberge
I'm making her with fabric
I'll put her in some negligee
I'll conjure her with magic
I'll clean up all her accidents
And paint her with mascera
We'll get along on fancy boats
And ride the riviera

How do you make a lady?
How do you make a lady?
How do you make a lady?
I'll show you one more time

How do you make a lady?
How do you make a lady?
How do you make a lady?
I'll show you one more time

Hey-ey baby, maybe you can show me your lady
And we can make a lady tonight
Hey-ey baby, maybe you can show me your lady
And we can make a lady tonight

Her name is Cathy (Cathy) Curtis (Curtis)
That is her name
Her name is Cathy (Cathy) Curtis (Curtis)
How do you make a lady

Her name is Cathy Curtis
That is her name
Her name is Cathy (Cathy) Curtis (Curtis)
How do you make a lady

"My name is Cathy Curtis
And I'm so happy to be here
I'm in my fourth year of studying taxidermy
And I love hunting deer
My name is Cathy Curtis
And I'm so glad you get to know me
Um, I know where the girls room is
You don't need to show me
You don't need to show me
You don't need to show me!
[Laughs] It's just me!"

We're making ladies
we're making ladies
We're making ladies
Construct a lady all night

We're making ladies
we're making ladies
We're making ladies
Construct a lady all night

Make me out of Faberge
And make me out of fabric
And put me in the negligee
And conjure me with magic
Clean up all my accidents
And make me wear mascera
You put me in a fancy boat
And ride the riviera