This is the UK Eurovision entry for 2007, it's so camply fantastic I thought someone 
give it a go!

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Tabbed By Scott.

Chords:

E#
Bb
Cm
G#
E#
Bb
E#

Spoken:
This is your captain speaking;
I’d like to welcome you aboard this Eurovision flight
The duration will be 3 minutes exactly -
now sit back, relax and enjoy the flight

Palm Muted between Cm Bb and E#:

Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da, Ba-da-da-ba, ba-da
Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da,
"Duty free madam?" Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da, Ba-da-da-ba, ba-da
Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da,

        E#                Bb       Cm           G#
We’re flying the flag all over the world
    E#          Bm       E#
Flying the flag for you
    E#            Bb
London to Berlin
                              Cm          G#
All the way from Paris to Tallinn
    E#                   Bb
Helsinki on to Prague
                                       E#
Don’t matter where we are - yeah yeah ye-ah

Same pattern as Above:
Flying high in Amsterdam
Why don’t you catch us if you can
Now we’re cruising in the sky
And we’re singing it for you

Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da, Ba-da-da-ba, ba-da
Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da,
"Some salted nuts sir?" Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da, Ba-da-da-ba, ba-da
Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da,

        E#                Bb       Cm           G#
We’re flying the flag all over the world
    E#          Bm       E#
Flying the flag for you

"Would you like a complimentary drink with your meal sir?"

        E#                Bb       Cm           G#
We’re flying the flag all over the world
    E#          Bm       E#
Flying the flag for you....

Do the lead part over this: making more interesting if neccesary
Ladies & Gentlemen, your exits are here,
here and here,
To fasten your seatbelt Insert the fitting
To use the life vest, slip it over your head
Pull firmly on the red cord and blow into the mouthpiece…..

Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da, Ba-da-da-ba, ba-da
Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da, Ba-da-da-ba, ba-da
Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da,

        E#                Bb       Cm           G#
We’re flying the flag all over the world
    E#          Bm       E#
Flying the flag for you

We’re flying the flag all over the world
yes we’re flying
take you all around the world
Flying the flag for you
"would you like something to suck on for landing sir"
We’re flying the flag all over the world
yes we’re flying
take you all around the world
Flying the flag for you…

"We’d like to thank you for flying with us today"

Lead Part:

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Enjoy!