Lonely

Nobody wants a lonely Christmas
But I'm about to call it quits with you
Breaking up is at the top of my wishlist
And baby you don't have a clue
I tell you I love you
But I don't really mean it
'Cause after this Christmas
Sorry but I'm leaving you
Sorry but I'm leaving you

You say our relationship's fading
And you've been thinking 'bout leaving
And though I know it's the truth
I just don't want to believe it
'Cause it's the holiday season
It makes the cuddling easy
Besides it's kind of cold and without me
I think you'd be freezing

On top of that
I really like your whole family
And I'm pretty sure your family is fond of me
So think of the catastrophe
If you were just to up and leave
Before we celebrate with gifts
(And some Baileys Irish Cream)

We were supposed to be together
Like forever, but whatever
Can you pick a time that's better
We can wait for warmer weather
Come on! You gotta be kidding me
Are we really breaking up?
We just picked out a tree, damn

'Cause I don't really wanna break up with you
Can you give me at least a week, a month or two
A little bit of time to remind you why
I'm the guy you still wanna call your boo

We're toast
One more kiss under the mistletoe
Before I go
Girl you burn me like a Christmas roast

Nobody wants a lonely Christmas
But I'm about to call it quits with you
Breaking up is at the top of my wishlist
And baby you don't have a clue
I tell you I love you
But I don't really mean it
'Cause after this Christmas
Sorry but I'm leaving you
Sorry but I'm leaving you

Uh, yeah
You haven't even left yet and I miss you
I was looking forward to the holidays with you
New Year's Eve, home alone and it's an issue
'Cause now I'm thinking 'bout some dudes tryna kiss you
You know me, I'm not the type to cry
But it's hard to think of you with another guy
How could you do this on Christmas, girl that's so malicious
We have unfinished business, tell me why oh why (uh)

Come on baby please don't make me beg (shh)
'Cause I can go and date your friend instead (mhm)
Yeah that's right I'll put that nut in Meg
Best believe I'll eat that cookie like it's gingerbread (haha)
Truth is I don't wanna be ruthless
I'll drop the deuces
Give me a chance to prove it
But if you're thinking 'bout leaving then I already blew it
Screw it
Then I guess I'll have to beat you to it (bitch)

Nobody wants a lonely Christmas
But I'm about to call it quits with you
Breaking up is at the top of my wishlist
And baby you don't have a clue
I tell you I love you
But I don't really mean it
'Cause after this Christmas
Sorry but I'm leaving you
Sorry but I'm leaving you

I'm almost done, but first I got to question
Why's it one week before Christmas you feel the need to mention
A break-up with me is in the process but still pending
Is it depending on your gift and what I'm spending
Ooh or are you fishing for more compliments
Our relationship's accomplishments
Are worth my rent it's common sense
Because to my astonishment
You're acting like a little kid
I need someone to cuddle with
Was it something I said? Sometimes my head stops thinking
When I say some stupid shit to you, you know I don't mean it
It's just a season, it's confusing, can't we just get along
It's all the turkey, wanna fireball in mama's eggnog
I don't want the chopping block, Tannenbaum
Keep it hot like chocolate, no Jacky Frost
Don't you rip my heart apart like wrapping paper
Now before we spend the holiday season together, 'cause

Nobody wants a lonely Christmas
But I'm about to call it quits with you
Breaking up is at the top of my wishlist
And baby you don't have a clue
I tell you I love you
But I don't really mean it
'Cause after this Christmas
Sorry but I'm leaving you
Sorry but I'm leaving you