INTRO
      D   G   Bm   Em   G  x2

    D                        Bm
I’m still home when the telephone rings
    Em            G        D
I’m impartial and a martyr.
     D                    Bm
It’s quite clear, wearing all of my rings
    Em              G        D
I’m less than feed or fodder.


(Pre-chorus)

    D                  
If you want, I’ll do it
    Bm                  Em                  G D
But I’m so ill-equipped I’m a knot in the stitch.
   D                      
Try the last call and dream
Bm                   Em  
On the next try I’ll be
G           D
Much sweeter
 D             Bm         Em    G
In the next life, I’ll be better.


(Chorus)

 D                      G
I toss dimes in the Wishing Well
 D                      G                                  
And I’m broke ‘cause you took all of me
  D                      G       
My tombstone on a grassy hill
      Bm                       G                                   
It’s a matter of fact all my change goes to hell.


  D                           Bm                            
Dig deep, find the villain inside
   Em                 G          D                 
The one you dare not speak of.
  D                             Bm                 
Find peace at the end of the line,
    Em                 G       D                     
The dial tone is your true love.

(Pre-chorus)

(Chorus)

(Solo)
    D   Bm   Em   G     
    D   Bm   Em   G   D x3

D                Bm           Em        G
In the next life, I’ll be better.

(Chorus) x1


 D                  G
I toss dimes in the Wishing Well      (A Wishing Well)
  D                 G
I toss dimes in the Wishing Well      (A Wishing Well)
  D                 G           Bm
I toss dimes in the Wishing Well        
                       G                             D
It’s a matter of fact all my change goes to hell.