Hey Asshole

    B
Hey asshole do you feel all warm inside
           D               F#
Lording it over a bunch of kids
          B
You're no upright citizen you pig,
                    D                 F#
A tenth grade boy's mouth around your dick
    B
Hey asshole aside from writing pretentious boring
D                   F#
Tunes what have you did
Hack

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[ E / B / D / A ] x4

[ B / G / D / A / D / E ] x4

Motherfucker!

    B                                      D                  F#
Hey asshole on the internet a couple dozen mongoloids at your tit
    B                                    D                F#
Hey asshole I think your heart done be inflated with horseshit
     B
Yeah shit dude, you fucking dirty old man
            D                         F#
You fucking tourist, you wrinkled old twit
Fuck you

[ E / B / D / A ] x4

[ B / G / D / A / D / E ] x4

    B                                           D               F#
Hey asshole, everybody knows you're the Michael Jackson of punk rock
B
Asshole