I Wanna Be Homosexual

Acordes
   B    C#    E   F#    D#    G#
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Lead intro:
(rhythm chords):     B^    E^   C#^ 
        E^    B^  E^
E|----------12-11----------------
B|--(bass)--------12--(bass)--12-
G|-------------------------------

E|12-11--------------------------11- 
B|------12----12----12--12-12-12---- 
G|---------11----------------------- 


          C#^                E^    
E|----------------------------12-
B|--12-----12----12----12-12-----
G|-----11-----11----11-----------
        B^                E^
E|11-------------------------12-11-- 
B|---12----12----12----12-12-------- 
G|------11----11----11-------------- 


         C#^               E^      
E|--------------------------------
B|--12----12----12----12----12----
G|-----11----11----11----11----11-
        B                    
E|--------14--14-14--14-14-14--14-- 
B|12------------------------------- 
G|---11---------------------------- 


                    C#             
E|--14-14--14-14-14--14--14-14--
B|------------------------------
G|------------------------------
        E                    
E|14-14-14--14--14-14--14-14-14--14-- 
B|----------------------------------- 
G|----------------------------------- 


                   E              
E|--14-14--14-14-14-15-14-14--14-
B|-------------------------------
G|-------------------------------
       C#                  E
E|14-14--14--14-14--14-14-14-12-11-
B|---------------------------------
G|---------------------------------

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12-- 
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   B                       E      
E|-----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-
B|--12----------12----------12----
G|--------------------------------
                   C#
E|12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11-- 
B|------12----------12----------- 
G|------------------------------- 


               E                  
E|-----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-
B|--12----------12----------12----
G|--------------------------------
       B
E|12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11-- 
B|------12----------12----------- 
G|------------------------------- 


   E                       C#      
E|-----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-
B|--12----------12----------12----
G|--------------------------------
                  E                
E|12-11----11-12-11-12-11-12-11----|
B|------12----------------------12-|
G|---------------------------------|
  B    
E| 
B| 
G| 

Continues after the ad
[B / C# / E] x2

[Verse]:
B                                 
  I got a little list and I've 
                 C#      E
been working out my limp wrist
B                                 
  See you in orange drag(?), I 
                C#        E
think I wanna be a faggot, man
B                                 
Mincing ninny(?), prince and 
  C#    E        B
fairy, merry little queen
A fruit-splitter's(?) wet dream, a 
               C#      E
dance boy with wing(?)

[Chorus]:
B         F#    G#     
  I wanna be, I wanna be a 
    E      B
homosexual
        F#  G#         E      B
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
        F#  G#         E      B
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
        F#  G#  E
I wanna be

[Verse]:
Shock the middle class, take it up 
your punk rock ass
You rub your little thing when you 
see phony dykes in Penthouse 
magazine
So what's the difference, Mister 
Greenwrench (?), you just need a man
A beefy little fag to take you out 
in drag, oh yeah

[Repeat chorus]

[Bridge]:
E           F#             
  Call me a faggot, call me a 
   D#                         G#
butt-lovin', fudge packin' queer
        E                          
I don't care cause it's the 
     F#
straight in straight edge
              D#               G# 
That makes me wanna drink your 
           E               F#
beer and be a pansy, and be a homo

[Verse]:
Shock the middle class, take it up 
your punk rock ass
You rub your puny thing when you see
 studs with tight jeans pass you on 
the
street
Who wears short shorts, you wear 
short shorts, you're so full of shit
Why don't you admit you don't have 
the balls to be a queer

[Repeat chorus and end on B]