Ariya Kashcheya Bessmertnogo

Vy slykhali, kak dayut pizdy?
Net, ne te pizdy chto s volosami,
A pizdy, konkretnye pizdy, u-u-u-u!
B'yut kogda rukami i noga-a-ami.

Mne seychas Ivan vkatil takikh,
Dazhe mne ne pokazalos' malo,
Vidno tak uzh prinyato u nikh,
Bit' nogami pryamo po ebalu.

Ya seychas naverno duba dam,
Ot takoy stremitel'noy oblavy,
Shapki proch'! Kashchey skhvatil pizdy, u-u-u-u!
Dlya dushi skhvatil, a ne dlya slavy!

Ya seychas naverno duba dam,
Ot takoy stremitel'noy oblavy,
Shapki proch'! Kashchey skhvatil pizdy, u-u-u-u!
Dlya dushi skhvatil, a ne dlya slavy!

Narrative Part

Poskulil Kashchey kak dog, pernul paru raz i sdokh,
On ne vyzhil, khuy -nany, umer, obdristav shtany.
Vanya zh begal po palatam, dolgo begal tryasya zadom,
Vot on v komnate odnoy vstretilsya s svoey zhenoy,
Kak uvidel Vasilisku, srazu vzyalsya za pipisku,
I s zhenoy svoey Ivan pizdanulsya na divan,
Posle etogo suprugi, napevaya "bugi-vugi",
Vmig otpravilis' obratno,
Obnimayasya priyatno!