Pornocchio

His name is Pornocchio
He mounts chicks like he’s in a rodeo
He’s a self-confessed vaginator
And a genital exercise vindicator

His sperminal velocity goes off the charts
And he is the expert of female private parts
Once a broad gave him toothy blowjob
That almost pulled out his manly knob

On another occasion he was eating a pussy
And almost chocked because it was so bushy
Pornocchio is also known as the cocktopus
‘Cause he shags so damn good he must come with eight cocks plus

He gets pussy so frequently
Thus doing pubic flossing easily
His penis is an inter-continental ballistic projectile
Made for what’s vaginal and avoiding the rectal

He has a tyrannosaurus prick
Making all others look like a toothpick
He is specially good when he lies
‘Cause his wooden thing oversizes

His life is an ejaculatory inevitability
And masturbation is only a recreational facility
Also you shouldn’t masturbate too much, even though it calms
It’s a fact it gives you hairy palms