Intro: A x 4    5|7|7|6|5|5       x|0|2|2|2|0
     C#m x 4    x|4|6|6|5|4
       D x 4    x|x|2|3|2|0   or  x|5|7|7|7|x
       A x 2
     A/E x 2    0|7|7|6|5|5
       A x 2
     C#m x 2
     F#m x 4    2|4|4|2|2|2
       B x 8    x|2|4|4|4|0

Other Chords:
      Dm x 1   x|x|0|2|3|1
       E x 1   0|2|2|1|0|0


VERSE
     A          C#m                  D                A      A/E           A C#m
If I lived in a white home you could see the coffee rings on everything 
F#m        Bm   D
Thats good police 
             A                  C#m           D            A    A/E       A
Yeah I would bite the hand that feeds me but lordy lord I dont get fed 
      A        C#m     F#m              Bm    D
Dont you think Id look handsome healthy instead? 
           A
But with a bigger home and better garden 
C#m                       D          Dm
I could get you lookin my way again 
            A               C#m          D    Dm
Yeah life's more fun with a badge and a gun 

CHORUS
E               D       A
But please dont go Gloria 
E
Oh no 
D            A
Low blow Gloria