C C D F [Verse] C D F You're one in a million C D F How does that leave ya feeling (sad and blue) C D F Blame it all on the season C D F For a million good reasons (tried and true) C D F Got a taste for the danger C D F Times have never been stranger (but what's new) C D F Smoke 'em if you got 'em C D F Coming up from the bottom (proud of you) [Chorus] Em F Hear they're making a movie about us C F Never gonna get it right Em F Never needed a script, to feed me a line [Interlude] C C D F [Verse] C D F You know you're one of a million C D F Too many cooks in the kitchen (sad but true) C D F Are you starting to settle? C D F Said the pot to the kettle (jokes on you) C D F Jokes on you C D F Jokes on you [Chorus] Em F Did I tell you the one about the C F kid who grew up over-night Em F It's got a perfect punch-line C F But I never seem to get it right F Em But it doesn't matter F The difficult answer C But it doesn't matter F 'til the race is through Em But it doesn't matter F The difficult answer C But it doesn't matter F 'til the race is through F 'cos the jokes on you [Ending] C D F 'cos the jokes on you C D F 'cos the jokes on you C D F 'cos the jokes on you C D F C 'cos the jokes on you