I love you, you hate me..
Let's make it up over a cup of tea..
Take your mind off your mortality,
Win fifty pounds for a shopping spree...
Chorus
Take a break,
From the daily routine..
Disconnect yourself from the washing machine
The operation didn't go as planned..
Couldn't have happened to a nicer man...
Cleo the doberman saved my life..
My uncle's mistress ran off with my wife..
Continues after the ad
Chorus x1
Bet he did it with my teenage neighbour,
While I was in labour, I was in labour..
Chorus x1
Take a break...
From the daily routine..
Send your life story
to the cheap magazine..