Donegal Express

Intro (A,D,A,E, A,D,A,E,A)

    A                 D           
Who dares to speak of Donegal, you
     A                     E
 get kicks in the bars and in the 
balls
    A                   D    
The harp that played in Tara's 
            A       E      A
halls, is burning in the dump
   A          D            A     
Virginia is a gin town, Belturbot
      E
 is a sin town
    A                  D          
And all the boys from skintown are
    A       E      A
 in England on the lump

Got pissed in Letterkenny, with 
darlin' sportin' Jenny
Spent me very last penny and we made
 it in the press
The husband caught me in the bed, 
tried to shoot me in the head
I had to swim the stream to get the 
Donegal Express

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  A         D          A         
Kahaya! You fuck! Come Hell or 
   E
high water
  A                      D        
I might have fucked your Missus, 
     A                 E
but I never fucked your daughter

Fol-diddle-dee-ah (X 4)
(A,D,A,E X 3) (A,D,A,E,A - last time
 only)

(A,D,A,E, A,D,A,E,A) X 2

strum F#m

As sure as I'm Father Emmett, I've 
got a King Dong down me Semmett
As any girl will tell you from Cavan
 down to Clare
Back in sweet Virginia, in the 
toilet with Lavinia
I nearly fucked her brains out, and 
tore her party dress
A shit, a shave, a shower, A half a 
pint of Powers
Then off again to get on board the 
Donegal Express

Chorus

(A,D,A,E, A,D,A,E,A) X 2

Chorus

(A,D,A,E, A,D,A,E,A) X 4