Shaytard Rap

Yeah, yeah
Here we go, here we go (x2)

So His name is shaycarl
And he's from Idaho
And he had this idea
Just over a year ago

So he picked up a flip
And he said it wont be hard
So lets take a trip
Heres the tale of Shay Tards

Shay is the star
With his wife caitilet
And with three little ones
And their dog dont forget

So shay works on the radio
Z 103
Thought he had great job
Thats before he

Up and moved his family
All the way to Cali
Helped start up the station
Without hesitation

Filming for a whole year
Making it just so clear
That his skill belongs here
Shift it to the next gear

Subscribe to the shaytard family
For all the crazy things they do and see
You'll watch all the vids religously
5 stars for the kids and then you'll see

That we'll get a vlog, almost everyday
Lets give it up to the man named shay
When i watch his videos, i feel ok
Yeah, I feel ok

Soooo
You are now watching the shaytard vlog
Just sit back, relax, follow along
To the things shay says, to the things he does
For his cool family and just because

He put his life online for you
He's done it for a year, lets hope for two
I'm ready for his video, so let it be clear
Hey, he's vloggin here

Going to the beach
Almost every single day
Livin up the good life
Some might say

Tried to start up shay loss
Had no time
The vlog is where it's at man
We'll be fine

Vloggin in the costco
Vloggin on the street
Vloggin in spagetti
With some noodles on his feet

Teachin lesons to the kids
On how to clean there room
Sontard gets an ipod
If he picks up poo

Some people say
That he wouldnt get the views
If there was no baby tard
Cause she so darn cute

Well I say that theyre wrong
Cause he's such a funny guy
And everybody knows he wouldnt get em' without malachi

Subscribe to the shaytard family
For all the crazy things they do and see
You'll watch all the vids religously
5 stars for the kids and then you'll see

That we'll get a vlog, almost everyday
Lets give it up to the man named shay
When i watch his videos, i feel ok
Yeah, I feel ok

Soooo
You are now watching the shaytard vlog
Just sit back, relax, follow along
To the things shay says, to the things he does
For his cool family and just because

He put his life online for you
He's done it for a year, lets hope for two
I'm ready for his video, so let it be clear
Hey, he's vloggin here

This is the part where we break down here
Theyre heading back to idaho is something that i hear
Everyday I watch and everyday it's clear
Shay has the greatest freakin channel on here
(wheather it's shaycarl or shaytards, you know it's true)

Soooo
You are now watching the shaytard vlog
Just sit back, relax, follow along
To the things shay says, to the things he does
For his cool family and just because

He put his life online for you
He's done it for a year, lets hope for two
I'm ready for his video, so let it be clear
Hey, he's vloggin here

You are now watching the shaytard vlog
Just sit back, relax, follow along
To the things shay says, to the things he does
For his cool family and just because

He put his life online for you
He's done it for a year, lets hope for two
I'm ready for his video, so let it be clear
Hey, he's vloggin here