With my charge plates and credit cards
Making my life hard
With my charge plates and credit cards
I know I can go far

Worked hard so many years
To get my references together
Paid all my bills right on time
And then my friends they told me better
I applied for master charge
A diner's club and a visa
And now i'm buying everything in sight
I hear they're selling " La Mona Lisa"

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American Express became
My grenn and white and black lover
Then one morgning it turned to gold
And took gopd care of me' like big brother
When the masters bills came in
I re-evaluated my spending
Now I've borrowed an assumed name
To see if any banks are still lending

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