Still Gonna Die

G                             D
You can quit smokin but your still 
gonna die
                        G
Cut out cokin but your still gonna 
die
                      C
Eliminate everything fatty and fried
 and
G                               
you can get real healthy but your 
   D           G
still gonna die
                         D
Stop drinkin booze your still gonna 
die
Stay away from loose women, son, 
      G
your still gonna die
                            C
You can cut out coffee and never get
 high
          D                        
but your still gonna, still gonna, 
             G
still gonna die
chorus
G                          D
Still gonna, still gonna, still 
gonna die
                           G
Still gonna, still gonna, still 
gonna die
                            C
You can even give aerobics one more 
try but
          D                     
when the music stops playin your 
  G
still gonna die
                                D
Put seatbelts in your car your still
 gonna die
                           G
Cut nicotine and tar your still 
gonna die
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You can exercise that celulite right
  C
 off of your thigh,
      D                         
get slimmer and trimmer but your 
  G
still gonna die
                        D
Stop gettin a tan your still gonna 
die
                            G
Eat a lot of oat bran your still 
gonna die
                        C
You can search for UFOs up in the 
sky,
       D                        
might fly you to Mars where your 
  G
still gonna die
chorus
G                               D
Your still gonna, still gonna, still
 gonna die
                                G
Your still gonna, still gonna, still
 gonna die
                              C
With all the DB OK and NIKEs passin 
you by,
         D                         
you can jog on up to Heaven but 
   G
your still gonna die
                            D
Drink Jensing tonics, your still 
gonna die
                         G
Try high colonics, your still gonna 
die
You can have yourself frozen, 
 C
suspended in time
               D                
but when they thaw you out, huh, 
       G
your still gonna die
                             D
You can have safe sex, your still 
gonna die
You can switch to Crest but your 
 G
still gonna die

You can get rid of stress, get alot 
of rest,

get an AIDS test, enroll in EST, 
move out west

where its sunny and dry and live to 
be a hundred
          D           G
but your still gonna die
chorus
G                               D
Your still gonna, still gonna, still
 gonna die
                                G
Your still gonna, still gonna, still
 gonna die
So you better have some fun before 
    C
you say BYE BYE

Cause your still gonna, still gonna,

still gonna, still gonna, still 
gonna,
              D           G
still gonna, still gonna die