The More I Drink

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[Verse 1]

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He was sittin' at the bar, sippin' a regular Coke
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We were drinkin' and smokin' and makin' him the butt of our jokes
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We all said man what happened to you, why can't you just have a few
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He said I would if I could, but it's probably best that I don't


[Chorus]

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'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
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Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine
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I get loud, and I get proud, and it gets worse
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Well if I have one, I have thirteen, no there ain't no in-between
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'Cause the more I drink, hmm, the more I drink


[Verse 2]
(same as verse 1)

A couple of cold ones and somebody hands me a shot
Hell even bucktooth and bowlegged women start lookin' hot
And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes and sweet talkin' some big brunette
Once I get on a roll, there ain't no tellin' where I'll stop


[Chorus]

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'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
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And I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine
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I get loud, I get proud, and it gets worse
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Yeah if I have one I'll have thirteen, now there ain't no in-between
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'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink, yeah yeah


[Bridge]

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            Mmm that's what I'm talkin' about

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Man if I have one, I'll have thirteen
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Then they can't get me off the kareokee machine
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The more I drink, the more I drink
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Yeah the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink