Intro: GGCCGGCC
Verse
GC
Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again
GCAm
He seems to be stuck in the 80's
(Am) C* GAm
He wears his members only jacket
(Am) CG
Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies
Chorus:
DEm
And all the white folks shake their asses
DC* G
Looking for the two and four
CG
I'll have mine in martini glasses
EmDG
Cause I can't take it anymore
GGCC
(cool lead riff)
Verse
GC
These are the days of empty kitchens
GCAm
The rise and fall of Mary Ellen's hairdo
(Am) CGAm
I think she's found a new religion
(Am) CG
Studying the Kabalah in her J.Crew
Chorus
DEm
And all the rich kids shake their asses
DC* G
Looking for the two and four
CG
Well I'll have mine with Blackstrap molasses
EmDC
Cause I can't taste it anymore
CDG
No I can't taste it anymore
Break:
GGCCGGCC
(cool lead riff)
GCGCDCGDG
(Solo over same chords as first verse segment)
Verse:
GC
My friend Gregg says it's all good
GCAm
As the eastern seaboard's blown away
(Am) CGAm
Now everything is going half-price
(Am) G
So look at all the money we saved
Chorus
DEm
And all the politicians shake their asses
DG
Looking for the backdoor
CG
I'll just be hanging out with the lasses
EmDC
Cause they don't like the boys no more
CDG
No and I can't take it anymore
GGCCGGCC
(cool lead riff)
(end cold on G)
RIFF:
h = Hammer on
p = Pull off
The Acoustic riff:
e:---3---1p0---0------|
B:-----3-----3---3----|
G:--------------------|
D:--------------------|
A:--------------------|
E:-3------------------|
Or
e:---3---1p0----------|
B:-----3-----3h5p3----|
G:--------------------|
D:--------------------|
A:--------------------|
E:-3------------------|
The Electric riff (listen to the CD to get timing and accents right)
e:-5-3-2-3--55-3--2-3--5-3-2-3-0---|
B:---------------------------------|
G:---------------------------------|
D:---------------------------------|
A:---------------------------------|
E:---------------------------------|
A lower tone version (Mainly for higher pitched guitars
[Such as the one on the track].)
e:---------------------------------|
B:---------------------------------|
G:-2-0---0--22-0----0--2-0---0-----|
D:-----4----------4--------4---2---|
A:---------------------------------|
E:---------------------------------|