Almost Dead

Em

C
I’m missing summer vacation
G
I miss when weekends were weekends
Bm                     Em
I miss when my biggest worry was a book report
C
Now I got rent and it’s late yeah
G
I’m scared my memory fading
Bm               Em                          N.C.
I’m up at 3am on WebMD and I swear I’m dying


[Chorus]
C
Think I’ve had more than enough
G
The stress of being grown up
B7              Em
Is killing me I wanna hit rewind
C
Not really feeling my age
G
The responsibilities
B7
Are pulling me down
Em
How am I supposed to breathe now


[Post Chorus]
Am
Naaa nananananana
G
Naaa nananananana
B7
Naaa nananananana
Em
Where’s the fucking rewind


[Verse 2]
C
I still like certain adult things
G
Like late nights with no strings
B                   Em
And Bloody Marys on Mondays when I should be working
C                                  G
But I’m only drinking them for the taste now
                                     B7
Cuz they no longer make hangovers go away now
                              Em
And I just feel like shit all day now


[Chorus]
C
Think I’ve had more than enough
G
The stress of being grown up
B7              Em
Is killing me I wanna hit rewind
C
Not really feeling my age
G
The responsibilities
B7
Are pulling me down
Em
How am I supposed to breathe now


[Post Chorus]
Am
Naaa nananananana
G
Naaa nananananana
B7
Naaa nananananana
Em
Where’s the fucking rewind


[Bridge]
B                                               Em
Why did I spend 2 years learning calculus and I still don’t know how to do my taxes?
D
Tell me what the point of that is
G
Everything’s getting more and more expensive but my income ain’t going up
B                                            Em
I miss playing handball against the wall but now I gotta protest against it
D                                     G
I do like grown up lunchables though (damn delicious)
N.C.*
Who’s down for some charcuterie?


[Chorus]
C
Think I’ve had more than enough
G
The stress of being grown up
B7              Em
Is killing me I wanna hit rewind
C
Not really feeling my age
G
The responsibilities
B7
Are pulling me down
Em
How am I supposed to breathe now


[Post Chorus]
C
Naaa nananananana
G
Naaa nananananana (want my childhood back)
B7
Naaa nananananana
Em
Where’s the fucking rewind
C
Naaa nananananana
G
Naaa nananananana
B7
Naaa nananananana
Em
Where’s the fucking rewind