Californ-i-a

I want to say one thing
to the american people
and i want you to listen to me
im not gunna say this again
i did not have sexual relations
with that woman

i was framed
i dont even know her name
dame came in with an
eight ball of cocaine
low range
got sprang off my pinky rang

i got my pee pee wet
she had a stinky thing
i got a dance in
she did the chicken wing

no romancin
straight to stickin things
in places
gave her a bracelet
said ill be back in the mornin
be patient

so she was waitin
but i never came in
i was on the next plane to vegas, ay men

take a statement
your honor im a changed man
game plan to blow up like
iran
my man train like the taliban
im from cali man
we smoke the good shit

i want you to listen to me

sex lives and video tapin
i cant believe my eyes
what im seein today man
is everything fake in
Californ-i-a in Californ-i-a

sex lives and video tapin
i cant believe my ears
when i hear what they say man
everythings fake in
Californ-i-a in California

playground
born and raised
i had to make more then
minimum wage so
'authorities said they found more than seven ounces of marajuana in his luguage'
ah hell no

im just tryin to get by
im just tryin to get by
but im tryin to get high
while im tryin to get by

im just tryin to get your
pussy wet
every night
like a super soaker
lets have a water fight

i got a place
that i want you to see
a little suite
on a hill by the sea
a couple g's is all i need
from ya
come on babe
ill scrape ya knees fo ya

country momma let me be
yo honey baby
you used to love me love me
now you actin pissy lately
is it cuz you heard about my
pretty city lady?
cant we all just get along
and make some pretty
little babies?

i been pimpin since
the eighties
i been pimpin since
the eighties

'come up and see me sometime, anytime
the sooner the better'

sex lives and video tapin
i cant believe my eyes
what im seein today man
is everything fake in
Californ-i-a in Californ-i-a?

sex lives and video tapin
i cant believe my ears
when i hear what they say man
everythings fake in
Californ-i-a in California

shake your body
like a brokin washing machine
get you clean
then dirty again
shwayz on the airwaves
ray-ban shades
stay chillin on my face
like oil of olay

mo money
mo problems
i got no problems homie
only thing i got is some
condoms a boombox
papers, weed and beer
sleepin on the couch
for the last three years
still pimpin...

now i want you to listen to me

sex lives and video tapin
i cant believe my eyes
what im seein today man
is everything fake in
Californ-i-a in Californ-i-a

sex lives and video tapin
i cant believe my ears
when i hear what they say man
everythings fake in
Californ-i-a in California

sex lives and video tapin
i cant believe my eyes
what im seein today man
is everything fake in
Californ-i-a in Californ-i-a

sex lives and video tapin
i cant believe my ears
when i hear what they say man
everythings fake in
Californ-i-a in California

sex lives and video tapin
i cant believe my eyes
what im seein today man
is everything fake in
Californ-i-a in Californ-i-a

sex lives and video tapin
i cant believe my ears
when i hear what they say man
everythings fake in
Californ-i-a in California