Its Afternoon Im Feeling Sick

     B               D#m
It's afternoon, I'm feeling sick
     G#m             B
I'm spewing stupid rhetoric
    E                 G#m
I'm starting shit on Post Aesthetics
C#m            F#
Like a fucking lunatic


[Verse 2]
    B               D#m
I'm home alone, I'm making jokes
    G#m             B
I'm drowning in my iPhone
       E                   G#m
And my ears have sprouted headphones
        C#m            F#
So I'll watch my weary tone


[Verse 3]
  B              D#m
I know I'm being angsty
       G#m             B
Insert joke here about Banksy
         E              G#m
What's a Chinese river? Yangtze
         C#m               F#     
Then the emcee said, "Well thanks,
               B
 she's leaving soon


[Chorus 1]
       D#m            G#m
She'll stop trying to rhyme
            B
Before high noon tomorrow
  E           G#m          C#m
Retire to her room and sit around
              F#              B
And count the hours down till June


[Verse 4]
         D#m
July and August end"
Continues after the ad
        G#m            B
In this state I've got like four 
friends left
E                     G#m
Not like there were much to start 
with
C#m             F#          
Now we're on to big and better 
    B
things


[Chorus 2]
       D#m            G#m
She'll stop trying to sing
          B
Before it rings tomorrow
E           G#m
My alarm is lingering
    C#m          F#           
And I live in a shell of things 
    B
tonight


[Chorus 1]
            G#m
She'll stop trying to rhyme
            B
Before high noon tomorrow
  E           G#m          C#m
Retire to her room and sit around
              F#
And count the hours down


[Verse 5]
     B           D#m
Late evening and then the night
    G#m              B
I'm lurking and I feel alright
E             G#m
1000 calories to spite
    C#m            F#            B
The days I used to diet hard and die


[Verse 6]
             D#m
A bit but not too much
    G#m           B
But writing everything down sucks
    E            G#m         C#m
And timing every syllable is dumb
        F#           B
I ate a thousand calories


[Chorus 3]
       D#m            G#m
She'll stop trying to eat
          B
Before he cheats tomorrow
E                               F#
Carve my name into his leather seats


[Chorus 1]
           B            D#m       
Said the emcee, "She'll stop 
     G#m
trying to rhyme
            B
Before high noon tomorrow
  E           G#m           C#m
Retire to her room and sit around
              F#              B
And count the hours down till June


[Other]
         D#m
July and August and
   G#m        B
September and October and
  E          G#m
November and December and
C#m  F#
January

B         D#m
February, March, and April
G#m              B
Don't forget May too"
E
'Cause I will sit around
F#                                
And I will count the hours down 
   B
till June