C             G
I've called Persephone
   Em7              D
By the name purse-a-phone
C           G
Greek goddesses aren't what
    Em7              D
You grab when leaving home

C           G
My phone's inside my purse
        Em7                 D
Purse-a-phone would like it there
           C
Like Hades' lair
             G
I pray Greek gods don't see me
 Em7                 D
Butchering names and not believing

[Chorus]
    C                        G
But I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity
      Em7                      D
There isn't much that you could do to stop me

C                      G
Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece
Em7               D
Please don't visit me, Persephone

[Verse 2]
C             G                Em7               D
And I've said '€œprotestant'€ just like pro-test-ant too
C         G                 Em7                   D
It's not a word, let alone a church that you could send

Donations to

C            G                Em7                D
Who needs mistakes and stupid phrases that aren't real anyway?
C                G                 Em7
If I'd a known I'd mess up this many times
         D
Then I'd shut up for the rest of my life

    C                        G
But I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity
      Em7                      D
There isn't much that you could do to stop me

C                      G
Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece
 Em7               D
Please don't visit, purse phone

[Bridge]
C             G
What if I don't
  Em7                D
Let them know that I don't know
 C             G
Because I don't
  Em7              D
Even know anything

[Chorus]
    C                    G
But I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity
      Em7                      D
There isn't much that you could do to stop me

C                      G
Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece
Em7               D
Please don't visit me

Please don't visit

    C                        G
Hey I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity
      Em7                      D
There isn't much that you could do to stop me

C                      G
Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece
Em7               D
Please don't visit me

Please don't visit

    C                        G
Hey I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity
      Em7                      D
There isn't much that you could do to stop me

C                      G
Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece
Em7               D             G
Please don't visit me, Persephone