Punkys Dilemma

     Cmaj7
E|--0--------------|--0-0-----3------|--0--------------|--0-0-----3------|   
B|--0--------------|--0-0----------0-|--0--------------|--0-0----------0-|   
G|--0-----str| um----|--0-0--0-------0-|--0-----strum----|--0-0--0-------0-| 
D|--2--------------|--2-2--2-------2-|--2--------------|--2-2--2-------2-|   
A|--3--------------|--3-3--3----3----|--3--------------|--3-3--3----3----|   
E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|   


     Cmaj7             Dm7               G                 Cmaj7
E|--0--------------|--1--------------|-----------------|--0-0-----3------|   
B|--0--------------|--1--------------|--0--------------|--0-0----------0-|   
G|--0-----str| um----|--2-----strum----|--0-----strum----|--0-0--0-------0-| 
D|--2--------------|--0--------------|--0--------------|--2-2--2-------2-|   
A|--3--------------|-----------------|--2--------------|--3-3--3----3----|   
E|-----------------|-----------------|--3--------------|-----------------|   

    Wish  I  was a   Kellogg's cornflake   floating in my bowl..movies

     Cmaj7                               Dm7               C
E|-----------------|--0--------------|--1-1-0-0-1-1----|--0--------------|   
B|-----------------|--0--------------|--1-1-0-0-1-1-0--|--1--------------|   
G|--------| %--------|--0-----strum----|--2-2-2-2-2-2-0--|--0-----strum----| 
D|-----------------|--2--------------|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|--2--------------|   
A|-----------------|--3--------------|------0-0--------|--3--------------|   
E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|   

                         Relaxin'    a-while                     livin' in

     Cmaj7             F                                   Cmaj7
E|--0--------------|-----------------|-----------------|--0--------------|   
B|--0--------------|-----------------|-----------------|--0--------------|   
G|--0-----str| um----|--------strum----|--------%--------|--0-----strum----| 
D|--2--------------|--3--------------|-----------------|--2--------------|   
A|--3--------------|--3--------------|-----------------|--3--------------|   
E|-----------------|--1--------------|-----------------|-----------------|   

    style             Talkin' to a rasin who .... plays L.A.

     Cmaj7             G/B  Am7          F/A   G/A
E|-----------------|-----------------|---------------0-|----0------------|   
B|-----------------|--0-0--1-1-1-----|--1-----3----3---|----3------------|   
G|-------| %---------|--0-0--0-0-0-----|--2-----4----4---|----4---strum----| 
D|-----------------|--0-0--2-2-2-----|--3-----5----5---|----5------------|   
A|-----------------|--2-2--0-0-0-----|--0-----0----0---|----0------------|   
E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|   

                      Casually  ...    toupee

     G/A
E|-----------------|   
B|-----------------|   
G|--------| %--------| 
D|-----------------|   
A|-----------------|   
E|-----------------|   

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                    (return to beginning and repeat)

South California break:

     F/A                                 Cmaj7
E|-----------------|-----------------|--0--------------|--0-0----3-------|   
B|--1--------------|-----------------|--0--------------|--0-0---------0--|   
G|--2-----str| um----|--------%--------|--0-----strum----|--0-0-0-------0--| 
D|--3--------------|-----------------|--2--------------|--2-2-2-------2--|   
A|--0--------------|-----------------|--3--------------|--3-3-3----3-----|   
E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|   

     Aaaaaaah ...      South     Cali - fornia

Ending:

     Cmaj7
E|--0--------------| 
B|--0--------------| 
G|--0--------------| 
D|--2--------------| 
A|--3--------------| 
E|-----------------| 

Lyrics:

Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake,
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,
Relaxin' awhile,
Livin' in style,
Talkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A.,
Casually glancing at his toupee.

Wish I was an English muffin,
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.
I'd ease myself down,
Comin' up brown.
I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam.
I'm a "Citizen's for Boysenberry Jam" fan.

Ah, South California.

If I become a first lieutenant,
Would you put my photo on your piano?
"To Maryjane --
Best Wishes, Martin."
Old Roger, draft-dodger,
Leavin' by the basement door.
Everybody knows what he's tippy-toeing down there for.