Cmaj7                   Cmaj7 * 
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[Verse 1]
Cmaj7              Dm7
      Wish I was a Kellogg's cornflake,
G                  Cmaj7              Cmaj7 *   Cmaj7    Cmaj7 *
    Floating in my bowl, taking mov - ies,    |  /  /  /  /   |
Cmaj7              Dm7     C            Cmaj7
      Relaxed in a while,     living in style,
F                                             Cmaj7
Talking to a raisin who occasionally plays L. A.

  Cmaj7                   Cmaj7 *
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Cmaj7    Am7             Fmaj7  G6
Casually glancing at his toup - ée

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[Verse 2]
Cmaj7                 Dm7
        Wish I was an English muffin,
G                     Cmaj7                 Cmaj7 *  Cmaj7    Cmaj7 *
    About to make the most out of a toast - er,    |  /  /  /  /  |
Cmaj7                 Dm7     C             Cmaj7
      I'd ease myself down,       coming up brown,
F                                               Cmaj7
I prefer the Boysenberry more than any ordinary jam,

  Cmaj7                   Cmaj7 *
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       Cmaj7        Am7         Fmaj7 G6
I'm a 'Citizens for Boysenberry Jam'  fan!

[Bridge]
Fmaj7                     Cmaj7                  Cmaj7 *
Oh---------, South Cali - fornia------------!
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[Verse 3]
Cmaj7               Dm7
      If I become a First Lieutenant,
G                   Cmaj7               Cmaj7 *
   Would you put my photo on your pia - no?
Cmaj7                               Cmaj7 * 
(Du - du - du - du - du, du'n, du - du!)
 Cmaj7                Dm7     C               Cmaj7
 (Du - du!)  'To Mary Jane,       best wishes Martin!',
F                                                Cmaj7
Old Roger, draft dodger, leaving by the basement door,

  Cmaj7                  Cmaj7 *
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Cmaj7     Am7             Fmaj7   G6     Fmaj7      Cmaj7
Everybody knows what he's tippy - toeing down there for

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[Verse 4 - with improvised whistling]
  Cmaj7           Dm7            G
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       (Oh, really?)
 Cmaj7    Cmaj7 *  Cmaj7    Cmaj7 *
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  Cmaj7           Dm7            C            Cmaj7
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[Coda]
   Cmaj7           Dm7
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