Punkys Dilemma

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[Verse 1]
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      Wish I was a Kellogg's 
cornflake,
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    Floating in my bowl, taking 
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mov - ies,    |  /  /  /  /   |
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      Relaxed in a while,     
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living in style,
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Talking to a raisin who 
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occasionally plays L. A.

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Cmaj7    Am7             Fmaj7  G6
Casually glancing at his toup - ée

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[Verse 2]
Cmaj7                 Dm7
        Wish I was an English 
muffin,
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    About to make the most out of
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 a toast - er,    |  /  /  /  /  |
Continúa después del anuncio
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      I'd ease myself down,     
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  coming up brown,
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I prefer the Boysenberry more than
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 any ordinary jam,

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I'm a 'Citizens for Boysenberry 
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Jam'  fan!

[Bridge]
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Oh---------, South Cali - 
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fornia------------!
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[Verse 3]
Cmaj7               Dm7
      If I become a First 
Lieutenant,
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   Would you put my photo on your
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 pia - no?
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(Du - du - du - du - du, du'n, du 
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- du!)
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 (Du - du!)  'To Mary Jane,      
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 best wishes Martin!',
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Old Roger, draft dodger, leaving 
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by the basement door,

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Cmaj7     Am7             Fmaj7  
Everybody knows what he's tippy -
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 toeing down there for

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[Verse 4 - with improvised 
whistling]
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G
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       (Oh, really?)
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[Coda]
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[Repeat, and end on Cmaj7]