Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius

Help the human's about to excape
Get your paws off me you dirty ape

He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
I can sing

Ooh, help me Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!

[Troy]
What's wrong with me?

[Dr. Zaius]
I think you're crazy

[Troy]
I want a second opinion

[Dr. Zaius]
You're also lazy

[Troy]
Can I play the piano anymore?

[Dr. Zaius]
Of course you can

[Troy]
Well I couldn't before