Beer House Boy

Tell me what to do
When you have no money
But you got a simple way
Yet so insane to get some

I was getting tired
Of all that boring work
But I had to pay my rent
And get drunk and stoned with my friends

Then somebody told me
There’s a very easy way to get cash!
All you gotta do is dance at Beer House

Uh, uh, uh, Beer House boy
Uh, uh, uh, Beer House boy
Uh, uh, dancing for money is not so funny

I was unaware
Of what would happen
So I took the job and happily
Went to work on that day

I begin to dance
And then I finally notice
All of those old ladies’ eyes that said

Let me take a piece of you
You hottie, handsome, sexy boy!
Let’s leave this place, come to my house!

Uh, uh, uh, Beer House boy
Uh, uh, uh, Beer House boy
Uh, uh, dancing for money is not so funny

Dancing for money is not so funny