Rap Up

What you want me to do?.... sorry.... i'm back (s-k-i-double l-z)
It's not a diss song.... it's a real song.
It's ya boy skillz,
And i'm fixin to act up
Since ya'll keep askin about the '06 rap up
Yea, pull up a chair, i'll tell you what i'm gon do
For you and yours, hold the applause, this is the year in review
Steelers stole the superbowl, let's give it up for them
And eminem he gave in,
Got married to kim
The violence started hip hop was sorta rolling the dice
You hata's almost stole the life of the homie obie trice (that's right)
And then chappelle's show came back on
But after a few episodes it was clear he was gone
And i hate to see the homie dave go
But i love that show about the spoiled 16 year olds
And two indian chicks,
They damn neared had me cryin'
But she was like, "duh go get your hair done like mine"
What else, uhh let me see
That's around the time when cam came after jay-z
The oscar's got down with the p-i-m-p
And 3-6 kept it cool when they was on tv
Then t.o. switched teams, but i didn't notice
Cause i was getting some, getting some,
You know what i mean
Dmx got bagged again, driving while black
While his wife did a hundred with his kids in the back
What you know about that, t.i. made it clear
You might sell but you won't top the king this year
And joc and nitty, came with a brand new sound
Everybody went to the mall, it was going down
We all did the motorcycle two times with your shoulders
But after tom cruise did it,
For me it was over
Dick chenney crazy with the 12 guage
And everybody and they mama got a myspace page
And yea we all got the 'itus'
Mine is myspace dot com back slash 'your ghost writer'
Cheap plug, yea no doubt, take some chicken noodle soup
Let it rain... uh clear it out
And russell and camora they decided to stop it
And ya jeans had to have some designs in the pockets
Dallas austin,
Yea dude got screwed
We ain't look at t.v. we just went to you tube
Everyday i'm hustlin
Yea that track was nice
But it's not rap if you just saying the same thing twice
The rumor was rhianna was doing jay
Christina milian went public, with cool and dre
'just say i' was the first selection
Should have named it just say i,
Ain't selling no records
And janet jackson flopped hard
Her album did so bad that jermaine had to quit his day job
Gnarles barkley dropped 'crazy' to the web on purpose
That song was everywhere, even foxy heard it
And cassie and la toya came on the seen
But i was too busy doing my 'shoulder lean'
Lil kim came home, from doing the ben
Is it me, or when she came out she was looking like 'big'
Time to switch up, rappers took it there
Wyclef and ludacris, they all cut their hair
And ya boy ne-yo, he went with the baldy of course
But if you seen his hair line, he didn't have no choice
The divorces got bad then downright shook you
First bobby and whitney then k-fed and britney
And k-fed, your rap career is through
Ron artest almost sold more cd's then you
Nas said hip hop was dead, but northern cats
Spent all year trying to bring new york back
Ya'll need to lighten up son, get a hug
The only time new york came back was on the flavor of love
And t.o. took pills, tryin to get himself higher
But if your like me, ya got hooked, watchin the wire
Man boodie should have looked over his shoulder
And we know because we had the bootleg before the season was over
A lot of rappers got shot, and didn't shoot
Word on the street is they got dropped by chris and snoop
Pharrell and kanye put number 1 to work
You looking suspect yae, button up that shirt
Ya'll fools must be crazy,
If you thought that i, was gonna forget about lil wayne and baby
I know ya'll dudes for being flashy, but with ya'll teeth
Now ya'll kissin' , that's just nasty
And mel gibson, he took a loss
Your record got no push son, if jay-z was your boss
To get a ps3 , you had to hunt
And snoop got the record for getting arrested the most times in a month
Beyonce said dream girls was heaven's sin
But i hear that girl's been dreaming about getting a breath mint
Her man hov came back hot,
He was like i'm so independent flex, that i might buy cops
That's good business jay, do that, yea
Cause cops they had two big records this year
Ya boy stout, might advise you to go that route
Cause everybody was ballin and walkin it out
But not everybody really, cause a.i. he's still ballin, he just ain't doing in philly
Kramer dropped the n word, man dude is crazy
So madonna, won't you show him your new baby
Justin timberlake brought sexy back
Is it me or he was trying to get next to the blacks?
We lost dillon and ed bradley and my man proof
Gerald levertt big phil, and professor x too
This a crazy world, hope it's better in heaven
Skillz signing out dog, 2000 and 7 yea