My Phone

money l whats up baby its ya boy skillz man
im hitting ya on the check in
my bad man i aint called you in a minute
man im out in l.a. doing my thing man
you know what im saying
i got a lil spot out here
you gotta come out here man
come out and do yo city man its kinda crazy
beautiful women beautiful weather
i saw your girl in the spot last night
and man let me tell ya

hey!!! you know the type of shit that i be on
it all started when i made a move on nia long
after a little small talk she came up out her shell
im shocked i got the crib number plus i got the cell
i got lauren london's number down in atl
she said tip wont trip but dont tell pharrell
yeah the kid do it well and im only two text
from a union with the girl gabrielle
but oh well i called fergie's cell but know what
everytime it rings will.i.am be picking up
i couldnt believe i scooped eve
i thought she'd say no
she was shocked when i said i never seen your show
im in the valley and i passed on mariah carey
im like hmm well i got halle's blackberry
my bill might be high but im that type of guy
that if i see it and i want it
why not a give it try

you know i was gon get them digits
i know its a wrap once i get committed
she know she kinda like the way i did it
whats the point of having game ma
if you dont spit it
my phone i got more numbers than bars
in my phone stay packed sorta like ipod
in my phone i aint got nothing but stars
put your number in mama ima holla tomorrow

hey!!! you know the type of chicks that i get at
same chicks yall be askin for an autograph
like the time when i met the girl joy bryant
if i aint get the number shit ima die trying
venus williams keep callin
but im trying to miss her
sorry love im just tryin to serve up your sister
some say lisa rae some say nona gaye
i say okay thats two numbers in one day
(hey!!!)i got meagan's number last week
its all good honey whats up with that waist deep
i met keri washington and now she hate me
she said she need a little man
i said that aint me
met jennifer hudson and i had her blushing
she was wit it so gettin them digits was nothing
my bill is high but im that type of guy
that if i see it and i want it
why not a give it try

you know i was gon get them digits
i know its a wrap once i get committed
she know she kinda like the way i did it
whats the point of having game ma
if you dont spit it
my phone i got more numbers than bars
in my phone stay packed sorta like ipod
in my phone i aint got nothing but stars
put your number in mama ima holla tomorrow

uhh switch sidekicks with the chick rocsi
at the grafton down in the lobby
she the type dont like paparazzi
she said them boys is crazy
uh i know you thinking skillz you just talking
but last night right down on slauson
i got the info of rosario dawson
i might end up in the tabloid baby
i got all these numbers of all these women
last thing you need to ask me is how im living
crib numbers cell numbers personal pagers
you would think i was a hollywood casting agent
im a kid from virginia having fun
four months in l.a. shit this a job well done
crossing la cienega to get something to eat
and i be damned if i aint drop my phone
right in the street

(get out the street buddy)
g-damn it did u see
that he ran right over my phone
damn .....dawg he ran right over my phone
c-can i borrow your phone
my man my man excuse me partner partner
c-can i borrow your phone for two seconds
please just two seconds
thank you thank you thank you
(dials numbers)he ran right over my phone
did you see that
i think that was jay leno
his chin looked like jay leno
you've reached skillz umm
if you callin im not answering
cause i i dont have my phone
i dont have anybodies information
i lost my phone
so if you could
please leave your number please
i dont have anybodies information
please leave your information
my phone got ran over by jay leno
submission by ya boy kev